Tried and True Technique

There is a strategy to eating a Cheesecake Factory slice, did you not know that?

So the first 3 or 4 bites must be taken back-to-back.  Then you take a drink of water to wash it down, then sit back and let your stomach savor the deliciousness.

Next you just eat the first layer in small bites, slowly savoring each heavenly morsel until you have reached the half-way mark.  Again take a small break:  1 or 2 minutes but no longer.

Then work on the bottom layer until you reach the half way mark of the top, and then another short break with water.

Now here is the big finish…….take 2 large bites, water, 2 large bites, and water, and 2 more large bites then water.  Continue gorging yourself until every last piece is devoured.

Then sit back and count your blessings and ask Heavenly Father to bless the person who invented cheesecake.

WARNING!! – This should only be done on a monthly basis.  Any more frequently and you are crossing the line to addiction!